Barbie Was Born in a Barn
by LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born …
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Why’d We Have to Wait So Long for Lainey
by Why’d We Have to Wait So Long for Lainey Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Why’d We Have to Wait So Long for …
The Aggie Fight Song
by The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Aggie Bar Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger FREE …
Aliens at the Rodeo
Aliens at the Rodeo Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Aliens at the Rodeo:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 …
Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer
Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS: Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer Hi, Yawl… … …
Alaskan King
Alaskan King Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Alaskan King:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Out in the West, where …
Party Heifers and Grain
Party Heifers and Grain Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Party Heifers and Grain:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: …
Old MacDonald
Old MacDonald Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Old MacDonald:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Some people been keeping …
Hay Bale Fail
Hay Bale Fail By Bale Harrison & The Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD THE HAY FARMER’S HIT SONG — Hay Bale Fail.MP3 We stacked the hay, …
Where’s My Farm Bill?
Lyrics: Where’s My Farm Bill? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I get the …
Bessie the Heifer
Bessie The Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Written by Boudleaux and Felice Bryant DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: Bessie The Heifer My …
Cowgirl’s Curse
Cowgirl’s Curse Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cowgirl’s Curse:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, today’s my weddin’, …
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Performer by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She …
Your Sister’s Gettin’ Married?
Your Sister’s Gettin’ Married? Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, your sister’s …
Fancy on the Farm Just Fails
Fancy on the Farm Just Fails Performer by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & Bale Harrison Fancy on the Farm: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD …
Sweat Equity
Sweat Equity Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Sweat Equity:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nagzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I swear you’re looking at …
Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas
Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas (Not in Lubbock, Not at the Chances R) Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version #1 — …
The Bull Salesman Song
The Bull Salesman Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds By Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 You stroll on in, flashin’ …
The Tractor Runs
Lyrics: The Tractor Runs Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Spoken Intro Some good looking Lady told …
Country Music Muse
Country Music Muse By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, I’m sittin’ down to write another tune, Tryin’ to give …
We’re All Starving for Country Music
Lyrics: We’re All Starving for Country Music Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD the .mp3 …
All We Know
All We Know By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Out here on the prairie, where the sun burns bright, We’re …
John Wayne Marathon
John Wayne Marathon Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, Channel 8’s startin’ a John Wayne show, I’m grabbin’ my …
Where’d Your Husband Take You for Your Anniversary?
Where’d Your Husband Take You for Your Anniversary? By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Well, you’ve been talkin’ ‘bout Paris, …
You Left Me in the Best Bar
You Left Me in the Best Bar By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 You walked out the door, left me …
What Would Charley Pride Say Today?
What Would Charley Pride Say Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 He picked up a bat and dreamed of …
I’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places
I’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1 The sun’s risin’ high, …
Hayloft Heartbreak
Hayloft Heartbreak Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Up in the hayloft, where the moonlight creeps, I sit all …
The Rodeo Announcer
The Rodeo Announcer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 There’s a voice that carries over the crowd, A steady sound, …
Cows Don’t Want No Hugs!
LYRICS: Cows Don’t Want No Hugs! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I walked down to the barnyard, …
The Farmer
The Farmer Bale Harrison & The Field Hands (Parody of “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers) DOWNLOAD THE MP3 — The Farmer Verse 1: On a …
Honkytonk Harvest
Lyrics: Honkytonk Harvest Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the sun’s settin’ low over fields of gold, I’m wearin’ …
The Haunting of Lot 13
Lyrics: The Haunting of Lot 13 By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 (Verse 1) In the dusty old auction barn, …
We Can Get On a Buzz
Lyrics: We Can Get On a Buzz Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] I’m standin’ on the edge of …
West Texas Holstein Blues
West Texas Holstein Blues Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS Howdy, Lubbock. Hot? Windy? Ya, I know it. (Verse 1) I …
Turn West When in Doubt
Turn West When in Doubt Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] City lights are bright, but they’ll burn …
City Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For
Lyrics: City Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD .mp3 (Verse 1) City girls don’t know …
Cowgirl Crown
Cowgirl Crown Lyrics By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version 1 DOWNLOAD Version 2 (Verse 1) She was a barrel racer with …
The Goat Ate My Fence Again
The Goat Ate My Fence Again Performed By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD: The Goat Ate My Fence Again LYRICS: The …
Spooked in the Saddle
Spooked in the Saddle By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version #1 DOWNLOAD Version #2 Spooked in the Saddle Lyrics [Verse …
Rodeo Moon Rising
Rodeo Moon Rising By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1: In the heart of the dusty town, Where the …
Ghostly Grazing Grounds
Ghostly Grazing Grounds By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 [Verse 1] On a foggy night down by the old farm …
The Countrary and Restin’ Song
The Contrary and Restin’ Song Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 Verse 1 I lay in bed with my guitar, a …
No Cowgirl Drives a Jaguar Here…
No Cowgirl Drives a Jaguar Here… By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE SIMPLE COUNTRY TUNE (This is a simple country tune) …
I Breed the Swine
Lyrics: I Breed the Swine Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Parody of “I Walk the Line” by Johnny Cash DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 Verse …
Jesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm
Farmers Know that Jesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm Bethlehem was a Dairy, Right? Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD – Bethlehem …
Dairy Christmas Baby
Dairy Christmas Baby By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THIS SIMPLE CHRISTMAS TUNE – Version 1 DOWNLOAD THIS SIMPLE CHRISTMAS TUNE – …
Denim on Denim Crime
Denim on Denim Crime Performed By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THIS NIFTY COUNTRY TUNE Lyrics: Denim on Denim Crime Verse 1 …
Your Tractor’s Radio?
Just How Important is Your Tractor’s Radio? (A Country Farm AM Radio Song) Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version 1 – …
Alien Eggs (The Avocado Song)
Alien Eggs (The Avocado Song) By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds MOCK CHINA BY DOWNLOADING THIS SIMPLE COUNTRY TUNE LYRICS: Alien Eggs (The …
BIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix
BIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Down here in Texas, we like things …
This Is Why Taxes Suck
This Is Why Taxes Suck Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I wake up at dawn, put my …
You Can’t Milk a Goat for Free
You Can’t Milk a Goat for Free By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: You Can’t Milk a Goat for …
Man! I Feel Like a Farmer!
Man! I Feel Like a Farmer! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE I Feel Like a Farmer! MP3 [Verse 1] Let’s …
Cows in Low Places
Cows in Low Places Bale Harrison & The Field Hands The farmer’s relationship with his neighbor might be the most intense love-hate dynamic since Ross …
Make America Graze Again
Make America Graze Again By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD — Make America Graze Again Verse 1: Out on the range …
Wheat Jokes
20 Wheat Jokes That’ll Make You Roll in the Fields with Laughter Get Ready to Grain Some Laughs! At Farm.fm, we know that wheat isn’t …
Tractor Jokes
20 Tractor Jokes That’ll Plow You Over with Laughter Rev Your Engines for Some Tractor Humor! At Farm.fm, we know that tractors are more than …
Red Barn Jokes
Red Barn Jokes: Because Every Farm Needs a Punchline Welcome to the “Red Barn Jokes” section, where we take that iconic symbol of farm life …
Farmer Jokes
20 Farmer Jokes That’ll Make You Chuckle Like a Chicken Welcome to the Cornfield of Farmer Comedy! At Farm.fm, we believe that farming isn’t just …
Corn Jokes
Welcome to the Corny Corn Jokes Page of Farm.fm Where the Jokes Are as Corny as the Crops If you’ve ever found yourself in a …
Heifer Jokes
Heifer Jokes: Because Every Cow Deserves a Good Laugh At Farm.fm, we believe that every cow has its day—especially the heifers, those sassy, young bovine …
Food Shortages Continue
USDA Chief in Hot Water Over Cow-tastrophe: “Who knew a food shortage could be man-made?” In a Stunning Oversight, USDA Forgets Basic Bovine Needs Amidst …